The Rumor Department

A monthly mail club that sends stories, confessions, and quiet humor from modern office life. Each edition is written and assembled by hand, made for people who still enjoy reading something that doesn’t arrive as a notification.

Don't Shoot the Messenger

Expect rotating paper goods, questionable activities, and the occasional small gift  you didn’t know you needed until they showed up in your mailbox. $7 per month, about the cost of a coffee.

What's inside

Each month’s envelope delivers a mix of entertainment, mild chaos, and temporary relief from digital life. Expect a rotating set of paper things you didn’t know you needed until they showed up in your mailbox.

Things We Shouldn’t Print

Get front-row seats to the things people whisper in break rooms, written like they were never meant to be published.

Paper Goods

Small prints or stickers you can pretend came from HR.

Activity Piece

Something to do, think about, or something you’ll overthink later. Usually in that order.

Seasonal Extras

From tea samples to coupon cards, whatever felt right (or wrong) that month lands in your envelope.

Join the Club

Perfect for:
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Coworkers who trade gossip instead of status updates.
People who miss handwritten notes.
Anyone recovering from their third team-building exercise.
People who collect office pens like trophies.
The coworker who proofreads other people’s emails for sport.

Send a Fire Message

A Fire Message is a one-off letter we print and deliver on your behalf, anonymously if you choose. Use it for:

Rants at bosses, coworkers, or entire departments.
Congrats or kudos that you’re too shy to say.
“Resignation effective immediately.”
Breakups. Makeups. Wakeups.
Any custom message — anonymous or signed.

We don’t snitch. We just deliver. Send a Fire Message – $9

Send a Fire Message

The 2026 Collection

Secure your place for the full year of The Rumor Department. Twelve printed issues, mailed monthly, with everything handled in advance so you never miss an edition.

Get the Season Pass

$15 off - use code INGOODSTANDING

Mail isn’t dead. It just needed better writers.

Got a story, idea, or complaint about office life? Send it our way. We accept confessions, compliments, and constructive chaos.

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